"Not funny Mama"

Addyson does a lot of playing on her own now, and she just reenacts mainly daily activities or imitates things off TV or from other people. So she is sitting in the kitchen with her little table and chair set and she has her little play plates and food. She also has this stuffed ugly bulldog sitting with her and she is feeding it. She is saying things like "hot dog, blow" "eat dog..mmmm" "Addy eat too." "It's not hot dog" "Bite dog" & I am just cracking up because she is so cute when she talks, but also they way she is saying these little phrases. So this goes on for a few minutes of me laughing and her continuing with her phrases and then she realizes I am laughing. So she stops playing and looks at me with the most serious look and says "Not funny Mama" You just can't explain to a 2 year old exactly why you are laughing, so that just made me snicker some more just because of the seriousness from her face and the tone of her voice. So I told her you are right Addyson it's not funny. "Mama not funny, no laugh. It's mean" I still don't know if my laugh was mean or the fact I was laughing period was mean.

Hide & Seek

Addyson and I was playing hide and seek earlier, which there isn't many places to hide in my house, so I was "pretending" I couldn't see her to make it fun. This went on for about thirty minutes and Addyson's last hideout was one of the same spots she had been. So I was saying "where is Addyson?" over and over, even though I knew where she was. So I turn around like I am going to go look somewhere else, and she steps out and yells, "Here I is, DUHHH!"

Shes two, where does she get this "duh" from?

The Heart Says It All

Addyson can say a lot of things, but you have to beg her to say I love you. Not sure why that phrase is so hard to get her to say, but I found a great way to get her to say it. And it took me several tries, but it worked.

So I showed Addyson where her heart was, and I explained to her that her heart means love. (not that she understands exactly) So I proceeded to tell her the heart says "I love you" and she said it back and it tickled me pink. Today I asked her what the heart says, and she kind of looked at me like she was waiting on me to tell her, but I wanted her to say it instead. So I asked again, "What does the heart mean?" So I whispered "love you." She smiled really big (and I thought she was going to say "I love you.") and said: "I farted"

....and that is my randomness words of my daughter for the day :)

30 seconds of fame. I mean EMBARASSMENT.

Tonight in Walmart, Addyson just REALLY had to embarrass me. As I was looking at Valentine cards, Addyson kept saying "Mama, Mama, Mama." So I looked at her, and she had about an 1/2 inch long booger attached to her finger to her nose. "Look a booger, Mama!" (she yelled it.) I told her not to move and I'd wipe it off. "I eat it Mama!" (she yelled it, also.)

Luckily I was able to get it cleaned off before she "ate it". I was completely embarrassed by this after I realized there was 3 people behind us laughing.

She always has a way to say these things in the wrong places.

-S

"Way in the sky"

Addyson has this "fear" of monkeys all of a sudden. (which really she isn't afraid of them, she just "thinks" she is.) Well last night before bed, she was saying "monkey get me." So I explained to her that monkeys will not get her, they are nice. She still proceeded to say, "I scared of monkey." Again, I told her the monkey's are far far far away. . .

Addyson: "Monkey's way in the sky."

-S

The 'First' Post of Many Randomness From a Two Year Old's Mouth

First random of the day:


Me: My throat hurts a little, I hope I don't get sick.
Addy: I sick.
Me: you are sick?
Addy: yeahhhh, (if you know my kid, you know her drawn out 'yeah') my eye sick.


Second random of the day;


Addyson is pitching this horrible 30 second whining fit (not crying, just whining) and keeps saying what I THINK is "snack", which actually turns out to be "snot" when she finally points at her face and screams: "SNOT!" I guess she was frustrated with the simple fact that I kept saying "what do you want for a snack" & it was obviously NOT snot. I will always question whether or not she is saying "snack" or "snot" and I will always look her directly in the face for this until she can pronounce both words correctly.


I really wish I had thought about this blog about two or three months ago, but I really can't wait to open this blog up for her someday when she's old enough, and show her all the random and crazy things that rolled off her tongue during her toddler years.

-S